This is art. I call it "Piss Be Upon Him." Now all of you Mapplethorpe and Serrano fans can gush over how "daring" and "creative" I am. Unlike Mapplethorpe and Serrano, however, it's not paid for with tax dollars. If you're offended, you'll just have to "deal" -- you know, just like you fucking Leftards tell Christians to "deal" with all the "daring" and "creative" Jesus-porn you've been throwing at them all these years. After all, my freedom of expression is more important than your sensitivity, right?